Our Team

Xena

Xena, our head goat and the snarky ruler of the herd! She was the first animal to stomp onto this land, kicking off our whole operation, and she’s been lording it over everyone since day one. Xena’s a solid milk producer too, churning out rich batches like it’s her personal gift to us mere mortals. The original farm queen with an attitude—she’s the bossy backbone of our crew and doesn’t let anyone forget it!

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Founder

Daphne Darlin’

Meet Daphne Darlin’, our standout milk-producing goat and the feisty second-in-command of our barnyard brigade! Daphne’s churnin’ out some of the finest milk you’ll ever taste, right behind our top goat, and she’s got the attitude to prove she’s earned her spot—don’t be surprised if she gives you a sassy nudge for daring to cross her path without a treat. She’s the iron hoof behind our goat crew and a key player in fillin’ up those milk jugs!

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Mass Milk Producer

Treat Evaluater

Stardust a.k.a Doot Doot

A pint-sized charmer who’ll steal your heart. Meet Doot Doot, our sweetest little goat with a big appetite for treats and an adorable habit of nibbling on anything—or anyone—within reach! Doot Doot’s your best pal, gently nipping at your fingers or shirt sleeve with a playful little tug—never hard, just enough to say, “Hey, don’t forget me!” She’s not much for milk production yet, still being on the younger side, but her knack for spreading smiles makes her a vital part of our crew.

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Sugar Daddy

Chewy Chew Chew

We've got a rising star with some serious swagger. Meet Chewy, our future herd sire and the ultimate sugar daddy of the goat gang, packed with top-notch milking bloodlines that promise greatness!

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